In the spirit of the Philadelphia region right now, I offer green foods this week. This one fits the bill.
As I came back to my kitchen last week, wanting to make something frugal and at least somewhat healthy, this is what I scrounged up:


This LOVERLY looking bunch of vegetables. Note the green stuff growing out of the top of the onion. Onion are not dangerous when they have growths like this - just cut out the green parts on the top and on the inside. (on the other hand, I would never BUY one that looked like this ...)
So I chopped the onion, and carrot and celery and shallots and a bit of garlic, the split peas, and threw it in the crockpot along with the ham hocks and this:
a bit of flat champagne. Fill the rest of th way with water. Add salt and pepper, stir it all together, and then cook for about 8 hours on low. If necessary, add some more water and cook longer.
E - A - G -L - E - S!